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A couple has a dog who snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the
wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to
tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop Snoring.
'Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins
snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering
to herself she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties
it carefully Around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops
snoring! The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking
With his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring
Loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she
goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around
her Husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman
sleeps soundly.
The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the
bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and
sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and as
he walks back into the bedroom, he see's the Red ribbon attached to his
dog's testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers,
"I don't know where we were, or, what we did, but, by God, we took
first and second place."
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A couple has a dog who snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the
wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to
tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop Snoring.
'Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins
snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering
to herself she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties
it carefully Around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops
snoring! The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking
With his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring
Loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she
goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around
her Husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman
sleeps soundly.
The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the
bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and
sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and as
he walks back into the bedroom, he see's the Red ribbon attached to his
dog's testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers,
"I don't know where we were, or, what we did, but, by God, we took
first and second place."
