Limeoutsider
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Norman and his wife live in Cleveland. One winter morning while
listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going
to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park
your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can
get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio
announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You
! must park..........." then the electric power goes out, and Norman's
wife is very upset.
With a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what
to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can
get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
married to a blonde exhibit, Norman says, Why don't you just leave
it in the garage this time?"
listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going
to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park
your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can
get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio
announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You
! must park..........." then the electric power goes out, and Norman's
wife is very upset.
With a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what
to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can
get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
married to a blonde exhibit, Norman says, Why don't you just leave
it in the garage this time?"
