kopfhorer1
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wait..why are we having inquisitions in a religion that's supposed to be snuggly and loving?
We could always sentence people to be puppy-piled upon!
wait..why are we having inquisitions in a religion that's supposed to be snuggly and loving?
Dibs on the Holy Water distribution; which in our case will be several flavors of kool-aid. Lol
We could always sentence people to be puppy-piled upon!
Bella can be chief inquisitor but no piercing, scarring, or puncturing of the skin shall be applied. Instead, heretics shall be bound to ostrich feather blanket covered racks and mercilessly tickled with dusters, fingers, and a variety of other feathered implements until they confess. Water and hotfoot torture may also be allowed but within reason (aka no permanent burning and such). Pinwheel torture and spanking shall also be utilized. As head of the inquisition, Bella will get 1st dibs on potential heretics.
Rick shall be head master of snuggimonies.
Queenbee can be the in charge of the spread of snugs.
PurpleStyle can be our public relationships department representative to the mathematical and scientific communities. :stickout
Our mascot shall be Snuggolopagus.
For punitive purposes (to assist Bella in bringing the heretics back into the arms of the faithful), we will also have a ostrich feathered covered version of the Snuggolopagus called the Tickolopagus. Female heretics who do not repent shall be sacrificed to the Tickolopagus as it's "brides" (to spend eternity in it's ticklish embrace).
Thus sayeth the Rox...patron saint of Snugglism. ^_~
congratulations to Rick, Queen bee, Purple style and Bella on your new exalted postions within the church. Bella I humbly accept your offer as handler of the chains to assist you in perventing unsnugling heathens from escaping your merciful justice . (btw im only into tickling so all those punishments Saint Rox mentioned are allllll on you 😀 )
Wait a minuet... >.>
A new religion promissing happyness that shall be dispensing "kool aid"?
Well surely it cannot be poison, pass me a cup please. :lol
*hides the "Draino" under the sink*
Just stowing it properly...
Thank you queen bee. I'm glad to see you changed your avatar's mood, it must be all the snugs your now giving out 😀
*coughs as i drink the holy water and looks at Relent* how did i manage to catch strep throat in the summer?? what's you secret ingredient......extra.... sugar? * coughs again*
Bella can be chief inquisitor but no piercing, scarring, or puncturing of the skin shall be applied. Instead, heretics shall be bound to ostrich feather blanket covered racks and mercilessly tickled with dusters, fingers, and a variety of other feathered implements until they confess. Water and hotfoot torture may also be allowed but within reason (aka no permanent burning and such). Pinwheel torture and spanking shall also be utilized. As head of the inquisition, Bella will get 1st dibs on potential heretics.
Rick shall be head master of snuggimonies.
Queenbee can be the in charge of the spread of snugs.
PurpleStyle can be our public relationships department representative to the mathematical and scientific communities. :stickout
Our mascot shall be Snuggolopagus.
For punitive purposes (to assist Bella in bringing the heretics back into the arms of the faithful), we will also have a ostrich feathered covered version of the Snuggolopagus called the Tickolopagus. Female heretics who do not repent shall be sacrificed to the Tickolopagus as it's "brides" (to spend eternity in it's ticklish embrace).
Thus sayeth the Rox...patron saint of Snugglism. ^_~
I will take the title of Aniffect!
Is that like a Holy Hug Grenade or something?
I've just been having a great week🙂Thank you queen bee. I'm glad to see you changed your avatar's mood, it must be all the snugs your now giving out 😀
*coughs as i drink the holy water and looks at Relent* how did i manage to catch strep throat in the summer?? what's you secret ingredient......extra.... sugar? * coughs again*
😱 *calls for Bella and her inquisitors* May Saint Rox have mercy on your sinning soul!O, I meant, Antiffect. The Anti Affectionate. I'm going to bring this stuff down....
*joins group Snugs*As my first official act as Headmaster of Snuggimonies, I hereby declare:
GROUP SNUGS!!!
Heresy!
Casts Queenbeebeemari into the Chamber of Snuggles that are really sulfuric acid arms.
Uggh your killing me! I'm trying to finish this alphabetically based list of hertics and its just ugly. If I work all the way through the weekend I MIGHT get through the letter C by monday! ( i guess i will have to handle this short and sweet in this order)
*pushes Journia into a pit where the Femalien is frozen in carbonite*
* place's Journia's statue in Lady Bella's office as a surpise gift*
* releases poor Queen Bee from the chamber of endless snugs*
* joins the massive group snug with my other church fanatics*
Yes I know this was like a quadruple rp post 😀