Am I invited????kered said:Everytime I meet someone for "tea" you start feeling left out and I don't want to hurt your feelings. Someday we will all meet and drink vast amounts of "tea" and drink to Nascar, friendship and Pokey can buy the first round.
Ooooooooh... what would you do to me... er... I mean... that person???kered said:If that ever happened to my vehicle do you know the mean, nasty, vile things I'd do to that person?
If you get nekkid and grease yourself up... you might...uh... slip in better... uh... wow... what a mental picture that just gave me... need any help with that?kered said:A Chevy Cobalt.*What is this world coming to?* Luckily, it comes with a people shoe horn so I can get in and out of the damn thing.
Is that all you think about? Have you no shame?Mz Chaos said:If you get nekkid and grease yourself up... you might...uh... slip in better... uh... wow... what a mental picture that just gave me... need any help with that?
Nope... none whatsoever...kered said:Is that all you think about? Have you no shame?
Mz Chaos said:Nope... none whatsoever...
so... you want help greasing up your nekkid body or what?
Sweet!!! You won't regret it. I'll be gentle and I promise not to point and laugh...kered said:Oh, I supppppposssssse.........
Mz Chaos said:Sweet!!! You won't regret it. I'll be gentle and I promise not to point and laugh...
...at least not til I get out of sight and earshot.
lk70 said:Pictures please.
Oh... okay...lk70 said:Pictures please.
kered said:Problem solved. Now sitting in my garage is a spanking brand new Chevrolet Silverado 1500. Today she gets her bed Rhino lined and pinstriped. I'll be ready to race Isabeau in a week.
Care to go for a ride, Tina?hehehe
kered said:It is a dark blue with split bench seats(grey patterned cloth), dual comfort zones, vortec 6 banger automatic.......with the optional cruise control and flatulence guards. Plus other various goodies. Grey sprayed on bed liner and pin stripes. As we use to say in the seventies...This truck is tits!!