The Scientific Truth
Tickling develops strong healthy love within a family.
As we mature and hit adolescence, that healthy emotional state and powerful loving force combine and we naturally leave our parents behind as ticklish boys and ticklish girls seek each other for dating, courtship, and general tickling opportunities.
Finally, we mature further and a ticklish woman attracts a tickling man who marries her. They spend the rest of their lives tickling each other.
If they become parents,,, (return to the beginning)
(If they don't become parents, the tickling continues till death do them part.)
It is important to remember that this is the scientific ideal for healthy emotional, personal, and interpersonal development. The closer you are to this development model, the better your emotional stability and character are likely to be. This model does not occur in all families, as is shown by the number of non-tickling marriages (which always have the overwhelmingly highest percentage of problems.)
The scientific truth has been clearly proven in every reliable study at major universities across the globe hundreds of times over: more tickling throughout life makes for a generally better person, better home, and better society.