So what would you do if....

[xionking]

I'd probably be waking up some morning, hung over and stoned, trying to gather the motivation to make myself a coffee and go outside to get the morning paper only to say,

"Oh my god! There's vampires everywhere!"

 

[Rook's Media]

Emulate Willem Dafoe's badassness....

You do this...you WILL survive.

😛

 

[tickle_feety]

Ha ha thank god someone else has discussed a zombie plan before, I thought I was the only weird one 😀

Well I'd be straight down to B&Q, they have chainsaws there! Then I'd relocate to a pub, Shaun of the Dead esque...

 

[Artoo]

Ha ha thank god someone else has discussed a zombie plan before, I thought I was the only weird one 😀

Well I'd be straight down to B&Q, they have chainsaws there! Then I'd relocate to a pub, Shaun of the Dead esque...

You've not been to B&Q already?

 

[y0ungmachin3]

You've not been to B&Q already?

Haha what the hell is B&Q?

 

[Artoo]

Haha what the hell is B&Q?

A humungous DIY store chain. They sell power tools, 2x4's, cement, a lot of pervertable equipment. Plus anything you might need in a Zombie apocalypse.

 

[Bizkit]

I'd kick game to a female one and try to get a little play.

 

[vladtickleman22]

I'd go to target pick up as much food as possible then head to cabelas.

 

[Lord Doctor]

Go to a laboratory and brew up a massive bacterial culture of Detritivorous (which feed on dead things) ramp up their metabolism and load it into a SupaSoka 5000! I'd do the same with a fast acid which attacks flesh but not plastic.

 

[y0ungmachin3]

A humungous DIY store chain. They sell power tools, 2x4's, cement, a lot of pervertable equipment. Plus anything you might need in a Zombie apocalypse.

Ohhh so it's like The Home Depot. Gotcha'!

I'd kick game to a female one and try to get a little play.

Sorry to disappoint you sir but uh this is the kind of zombie booty you will be tapping.

😉 now don't go keeping all that zombie booty to yourself you dogg.


Haha I am so very stoked that so many people are actually responding to this, it's great to know you guys are all big dweebs like me, that makes me very happy! 😀

 

[Bizkit]

Sorry to disappoint you sir but uh this is the kind of zombie booty you will be tapping.

😉 now don't go keeping all that zombie booty to yourself you dogg.

😛

 

[y0ungmachin3]

😛

Hahaha yea those seem to always work 😀

 

[Artoo]

...you guys are all big dweebs like me...

Hey!

...

Yeah, it's true.

 

[Carsomyr]

😛

First of all, that was EPIC!


Secondly, how could I not have spotted this thread until now?!?


What sort of zombies are we talking about here? Since I don't believe in the whole "undead" scenario I'll just go with the possibility that rabies mutated or something, and we have "virus-zombies", I.e. fast little fuckers.

I think the best thing to do is really just to barricade your home and stock up on water. Realistically you should have at least SOME food in the house that you could ration. The zombies are probably just gonna chew on people they come accross, and eventually "starve" to death, if they don't perish much sooner due to, well, not drinking anything.

That is, of course, assuming the best possible scenario, so I guess Plan B (aside from praying some superpower doesn't get the spreading under control and nuke the rest of the world) would be to head north, especially this time of the year. Northern Scandinavia isn't exactly densely populated, and this would be about the time of the year where winter would soon take care of "Mr. Z"

PS. This is secretly the exact reason why I bought my beloved hunting-knife. I'm gonna dual-wield that + a hammer! >:3 An axe is just too clumpsy, I don't have a hunting license for guns, and chainsaws make too much noise. Also don't even THINK of using a flamethrower or a molotov cocktail. Instead of having an angry, running corpse that wants to bite the fuck out of you, you will have an angry, running, BURNING corpse that wants to bite the fuck out of you!