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Social Security

steph

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A retired gentleman went to the Social Security office to apply for


Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his
driver's


license to verify his age.


He looked in his pockets and realized he had


left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he


was very sorry but he seemed to


have left his wallet at home. He then said "I will have to go


home and come back later."


The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."


He complies, and opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.


She says, "That silver hair on your chest; is proof enough for me."


And she processed his Social Security application.


When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his


experience at the social security office.


The wife says, "You should have dropped your pants.


You might have gotten disability too."
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haha. Good one, Steph! You know that reminds me of a conversation I had with some folks in the cube farm where I work. We wer discussing of all things, sex. One young girl asked me, "So Drew, how's YOUR sex life?"

"Oh, well I'm having what I call "Social Security Sex."

"Social Security Sex??" she exclaims. "What's that??"

"Oh you know," I answered. "You get a little each month but it's not enough to live on!" :blaugh: :blaugh: :blaugh:
 
This one's making my friend in New York laugh and cough soda through her nose, over the phone, as I speak.
 
Glad ya liked gang, I almost didn't post this one! 😀
XOXO
 
Good stuff, Steph and Drew!

This little old lady is standing on the street corner. The wind is blowing 50 miles an hour and it causes her skirt to fly up right over her head. She never notices because she has her hands on her head holding her hat on her head!

A police officer comes up and say, "Hey Lady, put your skirt down! Your showing everything you got!"

She replies, "Forget it! That stuff is 80 years old, but this is a brand new hat!"
 
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