Some funny rules for subs

[Ticklee'gal]

I will not glue pretty rhinestones to Mistress’s floggers.
I will not aim for Mistress’s head.
I will not yet “FIRE!” every time Mistress lights a candle.
I will not slap Mistress with my bra.
Punishment is neither boring nor pointless.
I will not call Mistress “Dr. Death.”
I will not tell Mistress “You hit like a girl.”
I will not eat all of Mistress’s m&ms while she is at work.
I will not call Mistress “spud head,” “butt head” or any kind of head.
Mistresses ARE perfect.
Mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for Mistress.
I will not peek out of the blindfold.
There is no such thing as “slave immunity.”
I did not win an Oscar for my last session.
I will not hide all of Mistress’s toys.
I will not say “Oh Mistress, you’re the bestest and biggest” just to get a spanking.
I will not give Mistress the bent fork no matter how mad I am at her.
I will not hide a mouse trap inside Mistress’s toy chest.
My last assignment was not stolen by one-armed net hackers.
I will not scare the newbies by telling them “All REAL subs like bullwhips.”
I will refrain from saying “Hail Satan” when I don’t like Mistress’s orders.
I will not use Mistress’s bondage table for a skateboard ramp, or a slide into the pool.
I will not bite my Mistress on the bottom every time she says “Bite me.”
I will not put superglue on the whip handle, or on the inside of Mistress’s high heels.
I will not wear Mistress’s underwear on my head - unless she tells me to.
I will not leave post-it notes on my behind for my Mistress.
I will not correct Mistress’s grammar while she is correcting me.
I will not tie Mistress to the bed while She is sleeping.
I will not put dead batteries in my Mistress’s cattle prod.
I will not switch a glue stick for Mistress’s lip balm.
I will not stick out my tongue at Mistress when she’s not looking.
I will not use the pages from Mistress’s Domme Handbook to start the grill.
I will not yell “Yellow!” in the grocery store.
I will not count by twos when counting strokes of the flogger.
I will not put Alka Seltzer in my mouth before a scene and scare Mistress by frothing at the mouth.
I will not drop my jaw and answer with, “You want me to do WHAT?!”
I will not sabotage anything in Mistress’s bag of tortures … having me as a sub is torture enough!


I found these on the internet a couple of weeks ago, i cant remember exactly where, (anyone that does know please share 😀), while they arent exactly tickling related they needed to be shared :laughing:

 

[Cavum]

Hahaha! These where great!!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

 

[Mistress Aura]

Oh, indeed, they're excellent!! :laughing: Redscript has been instructed to memorize them... :evil:


Mistress Aura 😍

 

[Cavum]

Oh, indeed, they're excellent!! :laughing: Redscript has been instructed to memorize them... :evil:


Mistress Aura 😍

haha! Don't you just love to give a sub pointless instructions?? 😉

Try to tie you subs hands behind his/her back and make him/her hold up a coin against the wall with the nose over a long periode of time :laughing:

 

[P[a]pi]

"I will not use Mistress’s bondage table for a skateboard ramp, or a slide into the pool.

I will not put Alka Seltzer in my mouth before a scene and scare Mistress by frothing at the mouth."

These 2 were my favorite haha. But, in all honest I like my lee to be a little spunky and she is haha. That makes it better when she can't take anymore.

 

[Kalamos]

I will not tie Mistress to the bed while She is sleeping.

Definitely Chaotic: revenge is better served... dark.

...

Who knows, maybe "She" might even like it.

 

[johnttickle]

LOL!!!😀
I need to print this out and make the sub sign it like a contract.
Awsome, thanks for the post.

Aloha, John.

 

[Violetta]

Babe, those are fantastic. Such a perfect list. n_n I've sooooo gotta do some of those around here. Raising a little hell is good. It keeps 'em on Their toes. 😉