milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
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- Jan 12, 2002
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Closer the to truth than you realize. 😀Milagros was actually a secret American Samurai, but he drifted.![]()
Closer the to truth than you realize. 😀Milagros was actually a secret American Samurai, but he drifted.![]()
Flattering but not true. 😀He was once mistaken for Mr Myugai.
False.😀He once tried too be in a movie.
He once tried too fly too another state. But his arms were too tired.

True, but I don't get free chicken at KFC. 🙁He was once mistaken for Colonel Sanders.
False, I have no evil twin.Some of Milagros' posts are actually by his evil twin, Sorgalim.
False, and I might not survive being tackled by a 300+ pound lineman. 😱He was once asked too play professional football.
That could happen when I am wrapped up in my warmest winter coat and hat with ear flaps. 😱He was once mistaken for the abominable snowman.
That is both false and derogatory. 😱He is his families Cousin Eddie 😀
The chimpanzees are my 500,000th cousins. 😀The monkeys at the zoo sometimes consider him their brother 😛
The gorillas are all my 1,000,000th cousins. 😀The Gorillas at the zoo consider him a relative as well 😛
That only shows that William Shatner is a moron.Captain Kirk once mistook him for an alien life form 😛
