Mils never washed his own car.
True, but I last owned a car in 1978.
The year I was born!
Mils is ageless.
Mils hates waking up before sunrise.
Mils once turned into a werewolf.
Mils once confronted a werewolf over rights to a lamb chop.
Mils is a high class individual.
Mils is a happy person overall.
Mils has run a marathon.
Mils never tried out for the Olympics but could have...in an unidentified sport.
Mils wears white after Labor Day.