Some Interesting Milagros Facts

[seanwoj]

The three hairs that are still left atop of his head are making a heroic last stand in what is known world wide as the battle of the bald 😛

 

[milagros317]

The three hairs that are still left atop of his head are making a heroic last stand in what is known world wide as the battle of the bald 😛

Not true. 😀

 

[seanwoj]

He once mistook a gorrilas reflection as his own 😛

 

[milagros317]

He once mistook a gorrilas reflection as his own 😛

It was a very handsome gorilla. 😀

 

[seanwoj]

He once farted, and half of NYC had to evacuated because they thought that mustard gas had been released

 

[milagros317]

He once farted, and half of NYC had to evacuated because they thought that mustard gas had been released

Very funny 😛 but not true. 😀

 

[Destrucity]

Very funny 😛 but not true. 😀

Of course it's not true; he ONCE farted and evacuated New York? That happens all the time!

 

[milagros317]

This thread has no purpose. 😀

 

[General Zod]

Bigfoot has a picture of him. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

Will be grumbling about Amtrak service because of the snowstorm.

 

[milagros317]

Will be grumbling about Amtrak service because of the snowstorm.

Actually my train to Syracuse during the storm arrived five minutes early. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

TOMORROW IS HIS BIRTHDAY.

 

[chrisheaven]

ask about his twin brother, Dwain

 

[milagros317]

TOMORROW IS HIS BIRTHDAY.

Very true. Thank you. 😀

 

[General Zod]

ask about his twin brother, Dwain

Mils.You have a twin brother?

 

[milagros317]

Mils.You have a twin brother?

Nope. I have one sibling only, a brother born in 1946.
I was born in 1950. 😀

 

[chrisheaven]

ask him about Hilda and Dwain

 

[milagros317]

ask him about Hilda and Dwain

I see you are lost in your fantasy world. 😱

 

[chrisheaven]

I see you are lost in your fantasy world. 😱

it will do you no good to deny their existence

 

[milagros317]

it will do you no good to deny their existence

I will believe in their existence the day that I meet them. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

Already has A Happy Birthday Thread started for him.

 

[C.A.B.]

Milagros regularly calculates beyond the 70,000 digit of Pi, power-walking the entire length of Central park whilst simultaneously taking mental photographs of the creamy bare feet of unwary lawn sirens, all while eating a pushcart dog with brown mustard, sauerkraut, and sweet stewed onions.

 

[paracarl44]

Milagros was aware that yesterday was PI DAY.

 

[milagros317]

All true, all true since Chris' fantasies. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

Today is his birthday and he does not qualify for Medicare yet.