Some Interesting Milagros Facts

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Milagros and Hilda were better dancers the Fred and Adele Astaire.

 

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Milagros and Hilda were better dancers the Fred and Adele Astaire.

Hilda who? 😛

 

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Milagros once chewed out General Patton and made him cry.

 

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Milagros once chewed out General Patton and made him cry.

Never met the General.

 

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Milagros once said to Ghandi, "Here, eat a cookie. Who's gonna know?"

 

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Milagros once said to Ghandi, "Here, eat a cookie. Who's gonna know?"

I never met the Mahatma either.😛

 

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If you get Milagros to say "Sorgalim" out loud, he'll instantaneously return to his own dimension.

 

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Milagros once said to Einstein, " Do your own math homework and quit copying off of me, you dumbass!"

 

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Milagros was one of the original Beatles!!!!

 

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Contrary to popular belief, It was Milagros' steamy and tawdry affair with Stevie Nicks that lead to the turmoil within Fleetwood Mac.

 

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Milagros actually was the ghost writer who penned In Cold Blood.

 

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In 1966, Milagross was nearly run over by 4 assholes in a red convertible; he cursed them as "Monkees!" and accidentally launched their career.

 

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Milagros once said to Einstein, " Do your own math homework and quit copying off of me, you dumbass!"

I was 5 years old when Einstein died. 😀

 

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Milagros' favorite actor/comedian was Joey Bishop!

 

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Milagros' favorite actor/comedian was Joey Bishop!

Not true, but I do remember him. 😀

 

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Milagros taught Laurence Olivier how to perform Shakespeare.

 

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Milagros was Arnold Schwarzenegger's weight lifting coach!!

 

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When asked how many pushups he can do, Milagros will reply "All of them"

 

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Milagros has a weak pinky but it's no big deal. 😱 😀 😀

 

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The One Ring to Rule Them All has no effect on Milagros.

 

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On occasion Milagros will play chess against himself and lose on purpose just to see what it's like for once.

 

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Is a fellow Libertarian! 😀

 

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Milagros invented the automatic transmission.

 

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Milagros once wrestled the sky to the ground

 

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Milagros once rowed across the Pacific Ocean with only one paddle.