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Some Interesting Milagros Facts

Milagros once crossed the Atlantic by pulling Europe closer
 
When Milagros want to gift a lady with jewelry he just crushes coal into diamonds with his bare hands.
 
He is the very model of a modern major Milagros,
And his tickle bondage fetish is absolutely fabulous,
He knows the queens of dungeons, and his love of feet historical
From Madison to Central Park he notes them categorical;
He's very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
He understands equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem He's teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

He's very good at integral and differential calculus;
He knows the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, his love of ticklish feet is absolutely fabulous
He is the very model of a modern major Milagros!
 
Very well done. 😀
For those who don't recognize that, it is a parody of this from Gilbert and Sullivan's Pirates of Penzance.

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;a
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news, (bothered for a rhyme)
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
 
Milagros is so humble, he forced the creators of South Park to change the name in this song they wrote about him:

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Milagros invented the formula for Dr. Pepper!
 
If you look from the just the right angle at the mountain; the four presidential heads on Mount Rushmore combine to make one large bust of Milagros
 
When Milagros first arrived his first words were "People of Earth, I come in peace" ... but everyone was too busy cave painting to understand.
 
C.A.B. said:
When Milagros first arrived his first words were "People of Earth, I come in peace" ... but everyone was too busy cave painting to understand.
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You were one of the cave painters, so you should know all about it. 😀
 
You never see Milagros and Aquaman in the same room................coincidence? I think not.
 
Milagros mastery of mathematics is such that integers conform to whatever he says they should be, thus reality teeters on his every whim.
 
Milagros likes it when reality teeters on his every whim! :peace:
 
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