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Some Interesting Milagros Facts

Milagros doesn't like to brag about his sexual prowess; but he is singularly responsible for more women's volleyball teams dropping out the night before playoffs because of bowleggedness than any other reason.
 
Jane Russell and Kim Novak once got into a fistfight over Milagros!! :cheer:
 
When he is not posting on the TMF or cracking complex mathematics, Milagros holds up the pillars of the Earth on his shoulders.
 
In their younger days, Milagros and his brother Dwayne (before the spilt up) were the Wrestling Tag Team Champions of the World!!
 
Nothing in Manhattan moves until Milagros wakes and throws a leg over the side of the bed... then the City comes alive!
 
All street hog dog vendors are secretly in the employ of Milagros and report to him daily where the sexiest female feet in the city can be found.
 
Milagros has drop-kicked more a-holes into the well in Sparta than King Leonidas ever did.
 
Milagros has constructed an entire three piece suit made entirely of of abstract mathematical theorem... and was almost arrested outside his building's lobby for wearing it in public.
 
C.A.B. said:
Milagros has constructed an entire three piece suit made entirely of of abstract mathematical theorem... and was almost arrested outside his building's lobby for wearing it in public.
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And also some absurd posts. 😀
 
When Iron Man just won't cut the mustard; Tony Stark dons his Milagros Armor.
 
Milagros must have a day off, because he is still posting this morning at: 10:34.
 
Milagros once twisted Archimedes arm into a tangent and made him cry out, "I'M A MATH PUSSY!!! MILAGROS RULES!!!!"
 
Cheese artisans from Spain, Italy, Greece , and Switzerland, anxiously await the epicurean nod of approval from Milagros before ever daring to bring their product to market.
 
C.A.B. said:
Cheese artisans from Spain, Italy, Greece , and Switzerland, anxiously await the epicurean nod of approval from Milagros before ever daring to bring their product to market.
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I wish that were true. 😀
 
Milagros once rolled up the New Jersey Turnpike... Not driving, I mean he actually rolled it up like toilet paper.
 
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