MIlagros single handly got Dee Gordon on the All Star team!

Sssh. Not so large. 😀MILAGROS IS TICKLISH 24/7!!!!!!!!
Bwahaha... 😀 😀
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He was once asked by Albert Einstein what the Theory of Relativity was.
Had I been there, I would have been forced to do so. 😱He helped to build th pyramids in Egypt.
He once had tea with Napoleon.
No, but I did own an original Ford Mustang. 😀He once owned a model T Ford when they were first introduced.
True! 😀Milagros had seen aliens. 😱 😀 😀
He's so old, he uses a horse and buggy to get around.
He's so hairy, he was once mistaken for sasquatch.

He's descended from Chimpanzees.
He's descended instead from Orangutans.