milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
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- Jan 12, 2002
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Milagros' sister Hilda is three inches taller than Chrisheaven.
I don't know how tall Chris is, but Hilda is 6'7" tall in her size 13 bare feet.

Milagros' sister Hilda is three inches taller than Chrisheaven.

Milagros once thought of computing the pace factor of a fire ant in 100 meters... lol. 😀 😀 😱
Milagros was on an unaired episode of Iron Chef and prepared a dish using barbecue pork rinds and cheez whiz that was so delicious, the judges burst into tears.
Milagros once sued the monster who first put raisins in cookies thus making them inedible!
Mils is a Dodgers fan and Hates the San Francisco Giants
Not true. 😛Milagros has unsaid plans to establish his own house (of tickling). 😀
LOL 😛Milagros is the Chuck Norris of the TMF
In 1982 Milagros caught two catfish on the same hook at the same time then got drunk.
Milagros shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Then he saw a birdie and missed it.
Milagros grew up quick and he grew up mean. His fists got hard and his wits got keen. He roams from town to town to hide his shame. But he made him a vow to the moon and stars that he'd search the honky-tonks and bars, and kill that man who gave him that awful name.
Not true. 😛Milagros grew up quick and he grew up mean. His fists got hard and his wits got keen. He roams from town to town to hide his shame. But he made him a vow to the moon and stars that he'd search the honky-tonks and bars, and kill that man who gave him that awful name.
No. 😛Is his real name Sue?
True. 😀
