Mils is so infatuated with pork chops he decided once to try to write a song about them.
IF Mils decided to write a song...it would be for Heidi Klum.
Mils believes in karma.
Mils has no middle name.
The pandemic only made Mils post even more...😀 😀 😱
Mils had a crush on one of his high school teachers.
Mils once beat up a school bully.
The pencil Mils used to stab the bully with was a #2 pencil (was there ever any other kind?).
I believe that it was indeed a #2 pencil and the point broke off after it punctured his skin. 😱
I was actually stabbed with a #2 pencil and it snapped in half when it hit me. I’m still friends with the guy who did it.