Ok here me out on this one, complete fantasy, but my new boss is hilarious in a good way, really nice, and I’m starting to develop a similar working relationship with her like with my former one. My former one is getting along really well with the new one, but she is gorgeous, has long nails and can make me laugh as well.
Wouldn’t that be a “cheating advantage” if they can make me laugh in real life as opposed to just tickling?
I can’t even imagine both of their banter if they both tickled me - one has nails, one doesn’t, “ let’s see who can make her laugh louder?!”
Boss 2: “ oh wait , you have longer nails than I do, drag them on her feet!”
Me: NO!!! You wouldn’t dare…. This is gonna be terrible!
Boss 1: I go for the feet, you go for the ribs, you have the perfect nails for digging in there- I think she broke them once . Gotta make sure they’re in tact still, wink.
Boss 2: hello Kay Kay ( she calls me that & I start laughing) you ready?!
Me: OMG! I’m almost crying , be nice….
Boss 2: I didn’t touch you yet ( wringing her tips near my ribs) & Boss 1 is ready to pounce on my feet with her nails in position. She had that “look” on her face & smile.
Boss 1: I didn’t even touch you- drags one nail down my foot… & Boss 2 one poke in my rib.
Me: God you’re both good ok?! Are we done?!
Both bosses laughing hysterically & high fiving.
Wouldn’t that be a “cheating advantage” if they can make me laugh in real life as opposed to just tickling?
I can’t even imagine both of their banter if they both tickled me - one has nails, one doesn’t, “ let’s see who can make her laugh louder?!”
Boss 2: “ oh wait , you have longer nails than I do, drag them on her feet!”
Me: NO!!! You wouldn’t dare…. This is gonna be terrible!
Boss 1: I go for the feet, you go for the ribs, you have the perfect nails for digging in there- I think she broke them once . Gotta make sure they’re in tact still, wink.
Boss 2: hello Kay Kay ( she calls me that & I start laughing) you ready?!
Me: OMG! I’m almost crying , be nice….
Boss 2: I didn’t touch you yet ( wringing her tips near my ribs) & Boss 1 is ready to pounce on my feet with her nails in position. She had that “look” on her face & smile.
Boss 1: I didn’t even touch you- drags one nail down my foot… & Boss 2 one poke in my rib.
Me: God you’re both good ok?! Are we done?!
Both bosses laughing hysterically & high fiving.