These two guys meet after not having seen each other for
many many years. First guy asks the second guy, "How have
things been going?"
The second guy speaking very s..l..o..w..l..y.. tells the
first guy, "I w..a..s.. a..l..m..o..s..t
m..a..r..r.. i..e..d."
The first guy says in amazement, "Hey; you don't stutter
any more."
The answer comes, " Y..e..s, I w..e..n..t t..o a
d..o..c..t..o..r.. a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e
t..h..a..t i..f I s..p..e..a..k.. s..l..o..w..l..y
I w..i..l..l n..o..t s..t..u..t..t..e..r.
"The first friend congratulates him and than asks again
about how he was almost married."
W..e..l..l m..y f..i..a..n..c..e..e a..n..d I
w..e..r..e s..i...t..t..i..n..g.. o..n h..e..r
p..o...r..c..h a..n..d t..h..e d..o..g w..a..s
s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..c..k
a..n..d I t..o..l..d h..e..r t..h..a..t w..h..e..n
w..e a..r..e m..a..r..r..i..e..d s..h..e c..a..n
d..o t..h..a..t f..o..r m..e a..n..d s..h..e
t..h..r..e..w t..h..e r..i..n..g i..n m..y
f..a..c..e.."
"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?"
asks the first friend."
W..e..l..l I s..p..e..a..k s..o s..l..o..w..l..y,
t..h..a..t b..y t..h..e t..i..m..e s..h..e
l..o..o..k..e..d.. a..t t..h..e d..o..g, h..e
w..a..s l..i..c..k..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..l..l..s."
many many years. First guy asks the second guy, "How have
things been going?"
The second guy speaking very s..l..o..w..l..y.. tells the
first guy, "I w..a..s.. a..l..m..o..s..t
m..a..r..r.. i..e..d."
The first guy says in amazement, "Hey; you don't stutter
any more."
The answer comes, " Y..e..s, I w..e..n..t t..o a
d..o..c..t..o..r.. a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e
t..h..a..t i..f I s..p..e..a..k.. s..l..o..w..l..y
I w..i..l..l n..o..t s..t..u..t..t..e..r.
"The first friend congratulates him and than asks again
about how he was almost married."
W..e..l..l m..y f..i..a..n..c..e..e a..n..d I
w..e..r..e s..i...t..t..i..n..g.. o..n h..e..r
p..o...r..c..h a..n..d t..h..e d..o..g w..a..s
s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..c..k
a..n..d I t..o..l..d h..e..r t..h..a..t w..h..e..n
w..e a..r..e m..a..r..r..i..e..d s..h..e c..a..n
d..o t..h..a..t f..o..r m..e a..n..d s..h..e
t..h..r..e..w t..h..e r..i..n..g i..n m..y
f..a..c..e.."
"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?"
asks the first friend."
W..e..l..l I s..p..e..a..k s..o s..l..o..w..l..y,
t..h..a..t b..y t..h..e t..i..m..e s..h..e
l..o..o..k..e..d.. a..t t..h..e d..o..g, h..e
w..a..s l..i..c..k..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..l..l..s."