> > For all those who tend to be humiliated at the OB-GYN office...
> > In Melbourne, FL one of the radio stations paid money ($100-500)
> > for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one
> > netted the winner:
> >
> > She said:
> >
> > I was due later in the week for an appointment with the
> > gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his
> > office. I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 am.
> >
> > I had just packed everyone off to school and it was 8:45 already.
> > The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes, so I didn't
> > have any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to
> > take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits,
> > but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.
> > So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the
> > washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the
> > sink, taking extra care to make sure I was presentable.
> >
> > I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes,
> > hopped in the car, and raced to my appointment.
> >
> > I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me
> > in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you all do, I hopped up on
> > the table, looked over at the other side of the room and
> > pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles
> > away from there.
> >
> > I was a little surprised when he said, "My...we have taken a
> > little extra effort this morning, haven't we?" but I didn't
> > respond.
> >
> > The appointment was over. I heaved a sigh of relief and went
> > home. The rest of the day went normal... some shopping, cleaning,
> > and the evening meal, etc.
> >
> > At 8:30 that evening, my 14-year-old daughter was fixing to go to
> > a school dance when she called down from the bathroom,
> >
> > "Mom - where's my washcloth?"
> >
> > I called back for her to get another from the cabinet.
> >
> > She called back;
> >
> > "No! I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my
> > glitter and sparkles in it!!!!
> > _________________________________________________
> > In Melbourne, FL one of the radio stations paid money ($100-500)
> > for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one
> > netted the winner:
> >
> > She said:
> >
> > I was due later in the week for an appointment with the
> > gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his
> > office. I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 am.
> >
> > I had just packed everyone off to school and it was 8:45 already.
> > The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes, so I didn't
> > have any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to
> > take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits,
> > but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.
> > So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the
> > washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the
> > sink, taking extra care to make sure I was presentable.
> >
> > I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes,
> > hopped in the car, and raced to my appointment.
> >
> > I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me
> > in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you all do, I hopped up on
> > the table, looked over at the other side of the room and
> > pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles
> > away from there.
> >
> > I was a little surprised when he said, "My...we have taken a
> > little extra effort this morning, haven't we?" but I didn't
> > respond.
> >
> > The appointment was over. I heaved a sigh of relief and went
> > home. The rest of the day went normal... some shopping, cleaning,
> > and the evening meal, etc.
> >
> > At 8:30 that evening, my 14-year-old daughter was fixing to go to
> > a school dance when she called down from the bathroom,
> >
> > "Mom - where's my washcloth?"
> >
> > I called back for her to get another from the cabinet.
> >
> > She called back;
> >
> > "No! I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my
> > glitter and sparkles in it!!!!
> > _________________________________________________
