Spontaneous Disaster

[0102030405]

Hey everyone... was wondering if anyone besides me has had this experience...

I am in a place where this fetish gets absolutely NO outlet in my life, EVER. I don't ever get to DO it or RECEIVE it.

Last week, I got online, went on a personals ad site... and posted that I was looking for a woman to tickle me all over. A local woman contacted me, said she'd tickle me, and that she lived about 25 min. away. PERFECT. She even sent me 2 pics of herself, very good looking woman in her early 30s.

So we texted back and forth and I gave her very specific details about what I was looking for again. I was NOT looking to have sex, not even oral. She was all good about it, so I drove to her place.

Got to her front door and texted her, telling her I was there (It was a small apartment house with 4 units so I didn't know which unit she lived in. She sends me a text, "so you want a BJ?" I got pissed. After all I described what I was looking for, she ignored every friggin detail and says, "want a BJ?" I replied very clearly, NO, and that I was very clear about that already, that I wanted tickling. Her response, "It's just a bj." Now I was really pissed.

A BJ is not "just a bj", it's sex dammit, and if you don't think so, you're really an idiot.

I replied again, NO... just tickling. Her response, "would you let anyone give you a bj?"

OK, yeah this went back and forth, come to find out this was a DUDE, not a woman, who was lying the whole time, this asshole idiot decided that, even though I was completely clear and detailed that all I wanted was tickling.

"It's only a bj" AGAIN. So I left. I drove home. He tried to text me back, "I'll tickle you."

What a complete asshole.

Anyone besides me ever have an experience with a lying asshole like that?

Not trying to bum anyone out, but here, where I am in Ohio, nothing ever happens here. Even when I tried to start something myself. This state sucks. I never get to do this ever, and it is so frustrating. Then, to possibly have it happen, and it be a lying bastard, just makes it worse.

Anyone have a similar story?

 

[JoePTickle]

Sorry to hear that man. Hopefully you can keep scanning the Personals TMF section and come across someone near you. If there's upside, at least "she" was only 25 minutes away... the nearest action in these parts is at least an hour, usually two and sometimes four. I hope your patience is rewarded.

 

[milagros317]

That is a really rotten experience. 🙁 Sorry that you went through that.
Bella's annual gathering is in your state. You should check it out in the Gatherings subforum.

 

[0102030405]

That is a really rotten experience. 🙁 Sorry that you went through that.
Bella's annual gathering is in your state. You should check it out in the Gatherings subforum.

I have seen info on that, it's about 2 hours from me... but each time so far, I have not been able to get away to go. But thanks for the tip, I will check that out...

 

[Hockeyfeet]

I can totally feel for you on this one. Many moons ago I thought it would be a good idea to start looking for other tickle fans on the internet, thru such sites as Craigslist.
I can not begin to tell you how many Man I've busted pretending to be women. The sad part is, they are knowingly lying to you to get off and jerk you around.
I've developed a short list of ways to identify, IMO, if you're truly talking to a woman, but the one and only way to be 100% sure is thru voice recognition. Now when I begin conversation with anyone, I dont share pics or details until I've had one quick "hello" on the phone. Once I started demanding that, the number of phonies dropped considerably. Did I probably scare away a real, legit woman, Sure. But in my m ind, if they were serious, they would make the phone call. I even tell them to block their number. Whatever it takes, just to hear a real person on the other end.

With that being said, I have also been in the scenario where they "thought" it was going to be about sex.
Quick story...here is my all time favorite:
I met a gal online, we talked. Discussed a switch-tickling only scenario and agreed on a price for an hour.
I got to the hotel, paid her and we began to play our tickle games.
She quickly said she didn't want to do it anymore. I had only been there for 15 minutes total!
When I asked if I get some of my money back, she replied, "the 1/2 hour appointments usually only last 15 minutes, and my 1/2 hour rate is the same is my 1 hour rate, so no, you dont get any money back".
Obviously, I disagreed and we had a polite back and forth. I stated that I really think she should give me 1/2 my money back.
During this time, the hotel phone rang, it was a man, who apparently was checking up on her.
I'm beginning to put the pieces together that she's probably working for someone and it's her pimp or whatever.
She begins to tell him that I'm asking for 1/2 my money back and there's apparently some arguing going on between them.
She hands me the phone and says, "Here, you ask him"
I say hello and the dude on the other end was clearly pissed off that she handed me the phone.
I said, "Sir, she cancelled the appointment only 15 minutes in, so I think I deserve 1/2 my money back"
He began to yell, "Put her back on the phone, we dont give anyone their money back!"
I said "thank you sir, I appreciate it very much" and hung up the phone.
I looked at her and said, "He said fine, give him his money back"
The woman goes into her bag, gets 1/2 the money and gives it back to me.
I grab it and make a bee-line to my car and took off! HAHA! SUCKERS!
I can only imagine the pimp-beating that poor girl took that night....but whatever, not my problem.
I took it as a close-call/valuable learning experience.
And that was the last time I ever did that.... 🙂

 

[0102030405]

WOW... well, in your experience, you hired an escort... and could have gotten busted for it. What a crappy experience. makes sense that it was the last time you ever did that! I'd be too scared to do that crap. besides, I am not gonna dig out a couple hundred bucks just to be able to tickle a woman. It's ridiculous... and I have tried to do the research on the legality of it. The only definite info I have found is that it is a very muddy line, and the cops can use their own discretion - so they can bust your ass for it even if you don't do anything sexual. Even if you don't go to jail or anything, your name is on record for being busted with an escort - scandal time in your life and your life is ruined...

Maybe one of these days I can make it to one of those gatherings or parties they have somewhere...

 

[Libertine]

Guys, women are everywhere unless you happen to live in a monastery. Unless you're solidly attached there's no reason why you can't simply strike up a conversation with several members of that species over a few weeks so you have a pool of possibilities to work on. Never mind bars; supermarkets (how do I cook this?) , bookstores or libraries (have you ever read...?(And make sure you have the book in hand)), art galleries (that Picasso looks too much like my ex for comfort...) sports events, and coffee shops among other places are perfectly fine for the purpose.

Even church will work. If you're a completely unprincipled swine (regrettably that's an excellent starting point) you can discuss the martyrdom of religious dissenter Margaret Wilson (tied to a stake and drowned by the incoming tide, Scotland 1685 aged 18) and her topless bondage statue in Knox College, University of Toronto http://www.thereformation.info/Images/MargaretKnox.jpg with some sweet young thing.

Simply frame any opening approach as a question that cannot be answered with a mere yes or no but rather requires an explanation. That way you're conversing automatically.

Just be pleasant, dress neatly so you don't look like you've spent the night in the park, and cut your coat according to your cloth, that is don't approach teenaged girls if you yourself are approaching pensionable age, etc. Get phone numbers, email addresses etc. and start socialising which in the early stages basically means learning to talk pleasantly about nothing. And don't expect either immediate success or instant gratification although there are blessed occasions when this does happen.

If a woman genuinely likes you she'll at least try a few things you like in bed if you're willing to reciprocate. I'm no Brad Pitt but when between relationships or marriages I always found it possible with a bit of tact and gentle persistence, and never found it necessary to resort to a professional. Often I had to cut my losses and move on to another 'prospect' because everyone gets shot down a fair bit I'm afraid, but that's merely one more 'no' out of the way on the road to finding a yes.

And above all you won't have to worry if you're talking online to a male, because unlike the Net the proof that she's female is right there in front of you, and you don't have to wonder if that's really her in the jpeg.

But most importantly she's there because she wants to be with you instead of because you're paying her.

 

[0102030405]

Well, I tried again... and got no responses... it is really just a big pile of frustration here... hope everyone else is having more luck than I am.