The chances of you passing out before everyone else is greatly reduced, thus sparing you the humiliation of having your left eyebrow and the right side of your beard shaved off.
Glass of something strong, if you don't mind...

Hey, what am I, a mirage?
Morphine, you bastard!
Another advantage, being able to remember having sex with the sexy girl you hook up with. Not throwing up on her is a bonus too. 😀
...and I guess that "sexy girl" doesn't turn out to be me 😀 😛


