Star Trek Red Shirts..Funny

[dusttick11]

This is No Joke,

This is an actual cologne.

This is the actual ad statement for this product.


"Red Shirt Cologne is made for the young, modern man of the galaxy who doesn't hesitate; who revels in being alive today. Red Shirt Cologne instills confidence, showing the universe your strength, your valor, your devotion to living each day as though it could be your last. Bright, clean and Direct with Top notes of green mandarin, bergamot and a hint of lavender, Red Shirt finish strong with base notes of leather and grey musk. It's a daring men's fragrance for those brave enough to place no trust in tomorrow." "Because Tomorrow May Never Come".

To Funny, they also have one called Tiberius, With Kirks' Mirror counterpart on the box.

 

[Sandrock74]

I saw that a while ago. I hate to admit it, but I am tempted to get it.

 

[dusttick11]

In response to Jake18 and Sandrock74

Yeah, It would be a novel thing
to own, just for the comedy factor.

I Like how the poor red shirt is in the
crosshairs of a weapon on the box and then
on the bottle there's a bullet hole right over
the Starfleet symbol.


Very comical product, and yes
smart advertising, indeed.

 

[AffectionateDan]

That. Is. Fucking. AWESOME!!!!!!!

But I wonder how it smells?

 

[dusttick11]

But I wonder how it smells?

Probably, like something Dead...Ha ha


sorry I'm a little drunk and way out of line
I gotta stop.. Star Trek red shirt humor
for those who don't know.

 

[Lord Doctor]

So in other words, you pull a girl and then get shot by her boyfriend?

Current dead Redshirts: 1,701?

 

[venray]

Actually they have "Ponn Farr" as well.....lol


http://twincities.metromix.com/movies/photo/pon-farr-perfume-red/1143576/content

 

[Sandrock74]

But I wonder how it smells?

Probably a mixture of fear, sweat, ozone and death. You kow, the chicks just really dig that combo!

 

[TheTickleMonster]

awesomeness, i suppose only trekkies will get the true comedic effect about the red shirts though 😛