Start Your Own Conspiracy Theory

[Ignatz]

Why not? Anyone can!

Here's mine:
November 22, 1963...world famous President John F. Kennedy is assassinated in Dallas.

On the exact same day...in his native England, world famous author and scholar C.S. Lewis dies.


Coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO!!!!

 

[Timewarp]

Nessonite is made out of people.

 

[Ignatz]

Nessonite is made out of people.

Yeah, and so is her confetti! (She's a cunning confector of corpse confetti!)

 

[nessonite1]

yeek!

*chalk up 514th time my name has been brought up in a thread I havent yet participated in*

*throws confetti to celebrate*

 

[Duke Diablo]

Conspiracy theory... two days ago i found a pebble in my shoe. Today it's raining.

That's all the part of the conspiracy reaching to the very highest levels of power in Kazahstan's public transport about ruling the world!

 

[Ignatz]

Conspiracy theory... two days ago i found a pebble in my shoe. Today it's raining.

That's all the part of the conspiracy reaching to the very highest levels of power in Kazahstan's public transport about ruling the world!

Good Lord, man! Please tell me you saved the pebble! Get it into your safety deposit box ASAP!! (As soon as it stops raining, of course.)

 

[Goodieluver]

Topically applied floride doesnt prevent tooth decay but does render your teeth visible to spy sattelites

El nino is really a weather control sattelite aimed at using global weather warfare

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

The governments of the world have installed cameras inside every TV, so they can see what people are doing in their lounge rooms. Similarly, there are other equally small cameras situated in various appliances that are commonly found in any house in the Western world (microwave, sofa, toilet, bathroom sink, etc;...)

 

[alchemy1]

Watch the plants!!!

All of the earth's oceans are slowly being covered by a new super breed of killer algae...they say that it was man made, but actually, among the 3 hyper intelligent alien species living among us (the grays, the insectoids, and the reptilians), there exists a lesser known 4th race which is plant-like in nature. They not only engineered this new super algae, but are slowly growing in numbers due to out of the way alien processing/growing facilities. Once their new algae gets a foot hold on the oceans, then their main plan of action will take place. First they will move against the other 3 species since they would be the greatest threat to their plans of world domination, then they will increase their numbers exponentially, consuming and duplicating every animal lifeform on this planet. Do not watch the skies...watch the plants! :cyclopes:

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Here's a simple conspiracy theory; this world is the Matrix, and the governments are being run by Agents that are programmed to act dumb so the general populace won't suspect them.

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Makes you think...well, it made me think...okay, not really....

 

[Ja'Qalil]

In an effort to stem the hemorraging state coffers are experiencing by the phenomenal retail appeal of the internet, state and local municipalities are working with the federal government to help the real estate market explode. Housing prices have skyrocketed in the last five years, in some areas earning 25% year-to-year.

The motivation for this; property taxes are tied to property values. When the property values are high, tax revenues are high. These higher property tax revenues are offsetting the losses due to sales (or 'use') taxes and in some states (like Alaska, California, Florida, and Texas) are actually helping local assessors to use some of the stockpiles of black ink pens.

*adjusts tin foil hat*

 

[nessonite1]

The laws of gravity, the law of averages, and every single law of physics all conspire to stop functioning as expected at a particular moment in order to make me lose at Yahtzee.
Seriously....If I roll, say, a 1, 2, 4, 5, 5 I could reroll one of the 5s and not hit a 3 for 30 rolls or so. EVERY time!

 

[XaviarRkR]

The world super fat cats have a conspiracy to make all poor people work 24 hours a day with anti-sleep pills for no pay and no social life within the next thirty years.

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

The laws of gravity, the law of averages, and every single law of physics all conspire to stop functioning as expected at a particular moment in order to make me lose at Yahtzee.
Seriously....If I roll, say, a 1, 2, 4, 5, 5 I could reroll one of the 5s and not hit a 3 for 30 rolls or so. EVERY time!

I wonder...if people found a way to fly (without using an aircraft, hang-glider, etc;...), would they be arrested for breaking the law of gravity? 😛

 

[Ignatz]

I wonder...if people found a way to fly (without using an aircraft, hang-glider, etc;...), would they be arrested for breaking the law of gravity? 😛

Maybe, but they'd be hard as hell to catch!

 

[Ignatz]

Topically applied floride doesnt prevent tooth decay but does render your teeth visible to spy sattelites

If we all went outside and smiled up at the sky at the same time, could we burn out the satellite's optical sensors?

 

[Hungarian21]

Whats conspiracy? :happy:

 

[wraven]

This thread is getting me all feclemped......Talk amongst yourselves, I'll give you a topic...... Rhode Island is nether a road nor an island. Discuss.......

 

[Ignatz]

Whats conspiracy? :happy:

An evil, unlawful, treacherous, or surreptitious plan formulated in secret by two or more persons. (Random House College Dictionary)

Conspiracy Theories are a cultural phenomenon prevalent in the United States and elsewhere, particularly in the last fifty years or so. The most popular subject is the assassination of John F. Kennedy, which has spawned countless paranoid theories about who conspired to kill him (the CIA, the Mafia, the Cubans, the Soviets, the Freemasons, etc.) Most conspiracy theorists are mad as hatters, concocting evidence out of thin air and suspicion out of sheer coincidence. Any shred of evidence which contradicts their theory, of course, they dismiss as a fabrication by the conspirators.
In addition to JFK, theories abound concerning other notorious assassinations such as RFK or Martin Luther King, the identity of Jack the Ripper, the supposed suppression of a cheap alternative to fossil fuel, the spread of AIDS, etc.

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Sonicares Can Be Used To Improve Reception, Yeah Right....

So The Dentists Are The Real Tv Repairmen? Got It. Wal-mart Will Soon Sell Every Item Sold In America. By Then Their Prices Will Have Become So Low, They Will Actually Be Paying You To Take The Stuff. Anyone Who Can't Process Credit/debit Cards Or Have Change For A Zillion Dollars Will Be Put On The Wbi's Most Wanted List And Forced To Pose In Walgirl/ Walboy Magazine Wearing Only A Certain Type Of Blue Vest. Omg! The World's Last Copy Of Playboy's "the Greeters Of Wal Mart" Issue, And It's All Mine!!! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Jack Ruuuuuuuby, Don't Take Your Gun To Town...

I Think That Jfk Was Killed By Committee. The "pristine" Bullet Does Not Hold Up To The Frame By Frame Anatysis Of The Zabruder Film. Whoever They Are Pulled Off A Crime Of The Century.

 

[Cbarton]

The democrats and republicans are just a front for the Freemasons in there conflict with Isreal and the Pope. However, the Pope is a Jewish freemason in disguise, prepared to take world control when the world collapes from the high rising cost of zinc, the only real precious metal in the world....

 

[coloman]

Here's one, we all quit listening to the politicians and wake up to the fact that the government has no business telling anybody what to do because they don't have the slighest idea how to do anything right. Next we tax all the rich people 60% of what they make each year, give 50% of that money to the middle class people of this country because we are the ones that pay most of the bills. Give the other 10% to a covert group whose main job will be to get rid of the special interest groups that give our Senators and Congressmen lots of money to vote for laws that effect all of us but only benefit about 5% of the people. Then we get an amendment to the US Constiution pased which eliminates the special retirement plan our retired President's ,VP's, Congressmen and Senators get and make them retire on the money they would get from Social Security. Lastly we quit spending money defending the freedom of all the people in the World that don't want our help. I know this all this will never happen but we can at least dream about it.