Stumped Doc

[unclebill]

A man goes to see the doctor and tells him that his penis has turned orange.

The doctor looks at it and says, " I haven`t ever seen anything like this before in my entire medical career. What do you do for a living? Do you work around any hazardous materials?" The man says no.

The doctor asks the man what he does all day. The man responds, "Nothing." The doctor is really puzzled now and says, "You can`t not do anything. What do you do at home all day?"

The man replies, "Honestly, doc, I don`t do anything. I just sit around, watch porno flicks and eat Cheetos." 😛

 

[steph]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... 😀
that was good honey!

XOXO

 

[unclebill]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... 😀
that was good honey!

XOXO

Funny, my date said those very same words last night, my dear.

 

[steph]

I'm shocked and appalled....
(yeah right!)
XOXO

Funny, my date said those very same words last night, my dear.

 

[unclebill]

I'm shocked and appalled....
(yeah right!)
XOXO

Say, how bout you and I taking a drive in my Chrysler this evening. Rumor has it that you are quite the dish.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing. 😀

 

[steph]

Mmmmmmmm...
all lies. 😀
XOXO

Say, how bout you and I taking a drive in my Chrysler this evening. Rumor has it that you are quite the dish.