> A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from
her
> nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
>
> "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
>
>
>
> Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says
> his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's
okay,
> he knows the bank manager.
>
> Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
> collateral.
>
>
>
> The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
> elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
>
>
> Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the
bank
> manager and disappears into a back office.
>
>
>
> She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger
> out
> there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he
wants
> to use this as collateral."
>
> She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is
> this?"
>
>
> The bank manager looks back at her and says...
>
> "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's
a
> Rolling Stone."
Guess I'd better start getting out more, eh? 😀
XOXO
her
> nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
>
> "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
>
>
>
> Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says
> his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's
okay,
> he knows the bank manager.
>
> Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
> collateral.
>
>
>
> The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
> elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
>
>
> Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the
bank
> manager and disappears into a back office.
>
>
>
> She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger
> out
> there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he
wants
> to use this as collateral."
>
> She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is
> this?"
>
>
> The bank manager looks back at her and says...
>
> "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's
a
> Rolling Stone."
Guess I'd better start getting out more, eh? 😀
XOXO
