Stupid Jokes

[njjen3953]

How can a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.


How does a feminist find a dildo in the tall grass?
Very satisfying.


How do you scare a man?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.


What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.


Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles?
He was half nuts!!!

 

[njjen3953]

A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast.

On his way there two nuns look at him and he says, "Good morning
sisters." and they reply in a sing song manner, "You got up on
the wrong side of the bed this morning."

This stuns the priest who thought he had been very polite but he
just goes on. He encounters a Brother a little while later along
the way and he says,"Good morning Brother." The Brother replies
in a sing song voice, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed
this morning."

The priest looks confused at all this but goes on. He gets a
little farther and he comes across a fellow priest and he says,
"Good morning Father." The priest replies in a sing song manner,
"You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."

Now the priest was mad. He continues his walk to the dinning hall
not saying a word to anyone. The Bishop sees him and says,
"Father ..."

The young priest was not going to take any more even from the
Bishop. He looks at the Bishop and says, "No I did not get up on
the wrong side of the bed this morning!"

The Bishop looks at him stunned and says, "What?"

The priest realized his mistake and said "I am sorry your
Holiness, what is it you want?"

The Bishop looks at him and says, "All I was going to do was ask
you why you had on Sister Ann's shoes?"