Stupidity

[Limeoutsider]

A man accidentally set his mobile home on fire burning the pants he thought his wife had worn while having an affair with another man. Leroy Brown, 19, was holding the burning pants and dropped them when the fire started to hurt his fingers, setting the house on fire. Brown detained an arson charge after the September 28 fire.

 

[Knox The Hatter]

He was bad...bad...Leroy Brown!
Dumbest man in the whole damn town... 😛

 

[naveltkltr1350]

He was bad...bad...Leroy Brown!
Dumbest man in the whole damn town...[/C0LOR] 😛

Hilarious! I was thinkin the same thing!!

 

[asutickler]

Dumb, Dumb Leroy Brown

(To the tune of "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown")


Well that there smelly trailer park
Is the worst one in this town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man name of Leroy Brown

Now Leroy more than trouble
You see his IQ is about sixty-four
All those downtown ladies call him "Dumbass"
All the mens say "You're a retard, Sir"

And he's dumb, dumb Leroy Brown
The dumbest man in the whole damned town
Dumber than a-old King Kong
And dumber than a junkyard dog

Now Leroy's wife done cheated
So he decided to a'burn her clothes
And so he lit them pants on fire
And held 'em up in front of his nose

He started to burn his fingers
His willy started to get warm, too
He dropped them flamin' pants on the floor
And they landed right on his shoe

And he's dumb (dumb) dumb (dumb) Leroy Brown
The dumbest man in the whole damned town
Dumber than a-old King Kong
And dumber than a junkyard dog

 

[giantfan121262]

Dumb, Dumb Leroy Brown

(To the tune of "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown")


Well that there smelly trailer park
Is the worst one in this town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man name of Leroy Brown

Now Leroy more than trouble
You see his IQ is about sixty-four
All those downtown ladies call him "Dumbass"
All the mens say "You're a retard, Sir"

And he's dumb, dumb Leroy Brown
The dumbest man in the whole damned town
Dumber than a-old King Kong
And dumber than a junkyard dog

Now Leroy's wife done cheated
So he decided to a'burn her clothes
And so he lit them pants on fire
And held 'em up in front of his nose

He started to burn his fingers
His willy started to get warm, too
He dropped them flamin' pants on the floor
And they landed right on his shoe

And he's dumb (dumb) dumb (dumb) Leroy Brown
The dumbest man in the whole damned town
Dumber than a-old King Kong
And dumber than a junkyard dog

LMAO!!!

 

[TKpervert]

Jim Croce, April 1973

 

[MsDivaNYC]

Sounds like something that would happen in Florida!! Staright outta 'Blue Collar TV'! LOL. And I can say that 'cause I used to live in SW Florida!

 

[sole seeker]

Excellent ASU! Good to see you take advantage of it when "the muse is upon you!"

Still, it's not fair to make fun of the mentally challenged. They're not well enough armed for a battle of witts.

In the words of Ian Anderson (Jethro Tull), "Even wise men don't know how it feels... to be thick... as a brick!"

 

[kis123]

You guys are hysterically sick individuals. Keep 'em comin'!😀