Successful?

[Haltickling]

Found this on a website. Judge for yourself whether you're successful! 😀
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At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.

At age 12 success is having friends.

At age 16 success is having a drivers license.

At age 20 success is having sex.

At age 35 success is having money.

At age 50 success is having money.

At age 60 success is having sex.

At age 70 success is having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is having friends.

At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.

 

[milagros317]

LMAO😛
Verry funny, Hal.
Except that it would ruin the symetry, I would add: success at age 90 is still being alive.

P.S. Why didn't you put it in the Humor Forum? 😀

 

[amk714]

Found this on a website. Judge for yourself whether you're successful! 😀
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At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.

At age 12 success is having friends.

At age 16 success is having a drivers license.

At age 20 success is having sex.

(Rest deleted because I'm not yet 35.)

I've never peed in my pants.

I had friends at 12, and still do.

I didn't get my license at 16.

I'm still a virgin.

So I'm half-successful? 😛

 

[Flatfoot]

I've never peed my pants, I've always had friends. I didn't get my driver's license until I was seventeen, but I also got laid when I was seventeen, so I guess that balances out. 3 out of 4 ain't bad. I'll be surprised if I'm not in debt at 35, though.

 

[Traveler]

Well,I have covered half the list.Now,I can just hope to live long enough to cover the other half.🙄