Sunburn

njjen3953 · May 9, 2002

A man was on holiday in the Caribbean and liking the warm tropical
weather, settled down for a day's sunbathing.

He fell asleep, and after a whole day his legs became sunburned
beyond belief.

He could hardly stand the pain and decided to go to the local doctor
for treatment.

The doctor looked at his lobster colored legs and shook his
head. "You must realize that this is only a small village medical
facility," he explained.

"I've really got nothing at all to help you. However, try taking
this just before bedtime..." The doctor gave him one tablet of
Viagra.

Puzzled, the man asked, "I've got acute sunburn ... what's a Viagra
tablet going to do?"

"Not a thing for the sunburn," the doctor replied, "but it will keep
the sheets off your legs."

Jen

venray · May 9, 2002

Too easy..........

desdemona · May 9, 2002

Now THAT'S funny!

That comic earns a spot on the fridge at work...right next to why dog's are better than men.

Alex Warfield · May 10, 2002

A man lived on the top floor of his apartment building. One day he arranged to have his girlfriend over to watch a movie. A few hours prior to her arrival, he decided he would impress her with a full-body tan. So the man goes up to the roof of his building and lays out for a while. Unfortunately, he fell asleep while lying on his back, and was completely sunburned, including his "Delicate" areas.
The man was in great pain, but decided not to call off his date.
The young lady arrived a little later, and the man invited her in for the movie, but just half an hour into it the pain became too much to bear, so he ran into the kitchen, and remembering an old remedy he had read about, he filled a glass with milk and dipped his member into it. At that point, his girlfriend walked in the room, and seeing his thingy in the glass, she said, "Oh, so that's how you load those things."