Don't tempt me!
You realize, of course, that, if there's even the slightest chance that this story is true, many souls on this Forum are going to embark
on a spirited campaign to tickle someone(s) to death. See what you've
started!
Maybe it's time for me to reconsider my position as an athiest..
By all means continue consuming the chemicals you used while composing
this one: it's a winnah!