Talking Stallmate

[njjen3953]

This was sent to me. I did not personally experience it.

Jen

Has anything like this ever happened to you?

I left Montreal heading toward Quebec city, when I decided to stop at
a comfort station (restroom / public bog). The first stall was
occupied, so I went into the second one. I was no sooner seated than
I heard a voice from the next stall:

"Hi, how are you doing?"

Well, I am not the type to chat with strangers in highway comfort
stations, and I really don't know quite what possessed me, but
anyway, I answered, a little embarrassed:

"Not bad."

And the stranger said: "And, what are you up to?"

Talk about your dumb questions! I was really beginning to think this
was too weird! So I said: "Well, just like you I'm driving east."

Then, I heard the stranger, all upset, say, "Look, I'll call you
back, there's some idiot in the next stall answering all the
questions I am asking you."

 

[venray]

Here ya go........

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Ven

 

[strtbottomjim]

Ahh. Corporate bathrooms. A source of endless humor.

My favorite is to wait for some other dude to cut a good rippin' fart out, and then in a perfectly normal tone of voice, say: "Gezunteit".



Some get weirded, some crack up.

But at this one company, there was an extra special game you could play with the LADIES: "toilet teeter-totter".

See, they set up the boys and girls rooms "back to back" and mounted all the sit-down plumbing sharing the same input pipes - and mounts.

The mounts were kinda cheesy, so you'd be sitting there and all of a sudden, you'd feel the throne kinda rise up a bit. Meaning some gal just sat down on the particular chair that's "mated" to yours.

So what I'd do is, I'd hop up and down a couple of times. Sometimes, there's be a pause where she clearly did a "what the hell?" number, and then she'd bounce a couple times. Then I'd bounce in a "shave and a haircut - two bits!" pattern, and you could hear the giggles clean through the wall . Sometimes she'd repeat. Etc.

Hey, it beats boredom .