Tell Us Something We Don't Know

[Senshi1]

These sort of threads have usually, in my experience, been quite fun, so I'll try it out here.

Basically, list five things that nobody knows about you. Not necessarily your darkest secrets (I killed a man, I'm in the mafia, etc), just bits of random trivia that nobody will know about you.

Here are my five:

1. I have an irrational fear of buttons (the clothes kind). To me, touching a button is like touching an eyeball or a severed finger.

2. I go to church on my own every Sunday despite not being religious.

3. Me and a friend once sat in chairs facing each other in silence for a whole hour. We thought it'd be funny. At the end, we stood up, decided that it had been a ridiculous waste of time and never spoke of it again.

4. When I was about 4-5 years old I used to put on stand-up shows in the front garden (except the punchline to every single joke was "because he/she/it is a poo-head").

5. One time I was challenged to draw the largest crude penis doodle ever, so I did. The final product was a disgustingly detailed MSPaint penis weighing in at 18mb and requiring 12 monitors to view in its entirety.

 

[TwistedCore]

Ok sure what the Hell, I'm taking a break from my homework anyways.

1.) Either though I have a foot fetish. I myself feel naked when I'm barefoot (SHEER MADNESS!!! BWAA HAHAHAH) I do, however get barefoot while taking showers and swimming, that's it.

2.) This one time when I was little I ate an unripened pepper, which turns out to be EXTREMLY FUCKING HOT!! I spent the next hour drooling all over myself. I mean that shit came RUSHING OUT. By the time I was done drooling, my shirt was completely soaked in my own drool.

3.) My friend and I use to be huge pyromaniacs. One day we gathered up a bunch of old, plastic, toys, went into my friend's brother's room, lit that shit on fire, and almost burned that room to a crisp. Not to mention the entire room was engulfed by smoke and fumes. (good times, good times)

4.) Another time I had stitches on my arm and my dog (a German Shepard) and I were ruff-housing which ended with my stitches being torn open by my dog’s teeth. She doesn't bite, but she'll put her mouth around your arm 😀 It stung a little.

5.) My tickling fetish originates from that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles episode where April O'Neal gets her foot tickled. You all know which one that is. I believe I was still in Kindergarten. I developed my foot fetish when I was about 4 or 5 years old.

 

[TwistedCore]

5. One time I was challenged to draw the largest crude penis doodle ever, so I did. The final product was a disgustingly detailed MSPaint penis weighing in at 18mb and requiring 12 monitors to view in its entirety.

God damn, that one big BITMAP cock!! How were you able to obtain 12 monitors?

 

[pison]

He probably just measured it all on one screen. You know, dragged the bar at the bottom and just kept measuring it.

1. One time when I was riding my bike down a gravel road, I flew off headfirst and slid several feet. I ripped off a lot of my flesh on the inner side of my index and middle finger on my left hand. Miraculously, the other fingers were unscathed.

2. Using needle brushes to scrub those open wounds mentioned above HURT LIKE HELL.

3. I do not believe in any religion whatsoever, but I do believe that there is some kind of 'Greater Existance', whether it's God, Allah, That fat hindu dude, Aliens, or Godzilla. I also believe in spiritual entities. I also have many different theories that are pretty awesome, and some that are pretty realistic.

4. I have a phobia about windows and reflective surfaces. I always keep my blinds closed because I feel someone is spying on me, and when in the dark with only my comp screen on, if I look over to my tv I swear I can see dark shadowy figures moving around reflecting off of it. I also scare myself silly when it's dark and everyone's asleep, because I imagine that something will happen like I come up with scenarios what could happen in my head, and it makes them out as if it actually does.

5. I have bad memory on anything but games. I can't remember faces, names, places, anything at all unless it's on a game I've played.

 

[TwistedCore]

5. I have bad memory on anything but games. I can't remember faces, names, places, anything at all unless it's on a game I've played.

would these games happen to include Doom 3, Quake 3 and 4, or Half Life 2?

 

[Cbarton]

1. Had 11 'wives' and 24 'sons and daughters' my senior year of High School (was the King in "The King and I')

2. During that same play, because of my loud singing voice (think the volume of Tom Jones in his heyday without the sexual appeal or hip action....😉 ), I had a a bunch of 'groupies' at school, mostly the girls track team, that created a song about me to the tune of "Barbara Ann" by the Beach Boys. One of them even gave me a copy of the lyrics, which is stored in my Senior Memories book.

3. I am on the adjunct faculty for THREE pharmacy colleges

4. My high school swing choir appeared in a local commercial on TV my junior year

5. I was dorm council president of a residence hall that had more people in it than my home town

 

[CellarDweller]

1.) Even though I was "in the closet", the people I went to school with "knew" I was gay, and turned on me, and as a result, had no friends until my 19th birthday.

2.) The first song that I ever really got into, where I bought the 45 single and album was "99 Luftballons" by Nena.

3.) Sometimes, I think that I have let time pass me, and have missed my chance to be a father.

4.) I spent a weekend in Pennsylvania with a friend that I was crushing on, and was hoping that he felt the same. After that weekend, I realized that he didn't, and kept a stiff upper lip in front of him, but cried the whole 2 hour drive home.

5.) I have seen the movie "Brokeback Mountian" 7 times, taking about 12 people with me. I've also joined a "Brokeback Mountain" forum, and am making plans to go to Texas in August, where the forum members are having a meeting/weekend barbque, so we can all meet for the first time, face to face. Some members are coming in from England and Germany for the weekend.

 

[a1532b]

1. Have been in MANY fist fights in my life, but I have never lost. *Haha.. 😉*

2. Once rode over 500 miles on a bicycle...in under a week.

3. I am way too obsessed with my weight and my looks. I have a real problem but won't admit it...

4. Gives in way too easily to make other people happy.

5. Can never get out of bed in the morning. Never. No matter how much I try.....well...maybe eventually...

 

[Random_noob86]

1)When I was in highschool, I tried to act tough and gangsta like so that I'd fit in and people would see me as cool. Didn't work. I got the shit beat out of me by some other gang and I was the laughing stock for the first couple weeks, I think.

2)In my freshman year in highschool, I never hung out with girls. If they talked to me, I'd just try to avoid them. I hung out with alot of guys at that age. People thought I was gay and I was mocked for a good bit. T_T That's why I think it's cool that Cell is cool with admitting to be gay. It's a hard life.

3)When I was little, I also saw the april o neil scene. As you know, my "thing" got a bit hard and I never knew why. I always thought that I had a disease because my "thing" would always go up.

4)I would usually get grounded if I ever swore. I'm christian and my family believes that swearing is uncool, and advised me not to do it. I agreed to it, and I hadn't sworn much in middle school or highschool. From time to time I swear, but not constantly and not if it's unneccessary.

5)OMG liek I totally luv to go shopping! =D

 

[CellarDweller]

2)In my freshman year in highschool, I never hung out with girls. If they talked to me, I'd just try to avoid them. I hung out with alot of guys at that age. People thought I was gay and I was mocked for a good bit. T_T That's why I think it's cool that Cell is cool with admitting to be gay. It's a hard life.

Thanks buddy!

*gives Noob a hug*

 

[Sockstickler]

1. I'm blind in my left eye.
2. I can dislocate both arms and my right leg.
3. I'm allergic to tap water. After a while in the shower I sneeze like crazy.
4. I'm a very deep thinker. So deep that my thoughts have made me cry.
5. As for what started my tickling fetish, it wasn't the april o'neal scene. It was actually a looney tunes episode where bugs bunny was trying to fool some guy with a moustache. He disguised himself as a woman and was sitting in a chair across from this guy and then the guy takes his heel off and starts tickling his fake woman-looking foot. Bugs goes a little dramatic with the laughter and his realfoot comes out of the prosthetic looking leg then he runs off when he realizes he got caught. Does anyone ever recall seeing this?

I remember that one! That was the one that took place inside that mall or department store. That one was a classic, and I think that scene might have helped to start my love of tickling as well.
And wow, you're blind in your left eye?

 

[Sockstickler]

yes that the one!!! i wanna find the clip of it now 😀

well i can see out of it its just really really blurry. it was a huge burden when putting on eyeliner but ive done it for so many years ive mastered it 🙂 its my fault for never wearing my glasses. i hate them. maybe when i get rish ill buy contacts 😀

I'll do some checking around, see what I can find. With contacts, I tried them. They work for some people, but not for others. With me, they didn't. My eyes did not want to stay open long enough for me to put the lens in. They always clamped down shut when the lens got near them, even with my dad and me holding it open. Hopefully they'd work better for you though.
Edit: Well, here, I found a link that has it in an RM file. http://www.tickletheater.com/showthread.php?t=11473&highlight=Bugs+Bunny
Haven't found a WMV or an mpeg file yet though.

 

[Ghost_Host_9991]

OK here are my 5:

1) Once gave my g/f (now ex) an orgasm in the Museum of Natural History. (In the 1st floor room with the big meteorites).

2) Almost knocked over Chris Rock coming out of a restaurant in NYC. (the L.A. Cafe in Chelsea).

3) Once spent an hour in a hotel lobby bar with author Clive Barker talking about old horror movie trailers.

4) Have a row of beauty marks on my left forearm in the exact same layout as the great pyramids of egypt.

5) Once attended a witches' circle on Halloween night in Salem, MA.

 

[nessonite1]

1. I have a veeeeery bad memory for names and faces. I can see someone every day for a year and not recognize them. But then eventually something just "clicks" and I can remember their face in minute detail.

2. I have a veeeeery good memory for song lyrics.

3. there is something about me (physically) that I have only ever told one person online and I will never ever EVER ever tell anyone else.

4. if I tty to tupe without ;ookinf at the keybopard thid is what it looks like.

5. I own a snapping turtle. And that's illegal.

6. I've never broken a bone, had stitches, had an operation, or had any serious or semi-serious injury ever.

7. I survived a possibly fatal car wreck completely unscathed.

 

[Abadon XXX1]

Here are mine:
1) I had received more accidental damage from my childhood than my teenage years.

2) I might have an altered sense of memory. Ask me for more info.

3) I once swallowed trick gum.

4) I was singing to myself in a park and then a geese laid an egg (o.o;;😉

5) I have participated in a couple eating contests. One with pie and the other with watermelon.

6) I never went to the dentist or any person who deals with teeth. Ever.

 

[Sockstickler]

Ok, I've posted twice in this thread already, so I'll give a top five.
The Five Things You May Not Know About Me.
5. I'm actually a decent actor, having performed the role of Capulet in Romeo and Juliet in high school, as well as a halfway decent singer, and even an ok cook.

4. I've been in two car accidents, neither of which I've been the driver in.

3. I am awful at remembering things, and I suck even worse with directions.

2. I'm really loyal to the people I care about. I'd sooner die myself than let them down.
And the number one thing you may not know about me.
1. My biggest dream is to find a woman who's ok with all of the aspects of my personality, including my love of tickling, and who's also interested in them and wants to find out about them. No matter how many times I get shot down (Really, I'm thinking of taping a bulls-eye to my back), I'll keep looking.

 

[nessonite1]

Im going to add one...

8. I have NO sense of direction. None. Zero. I lived in a town in CA for two years before I could find the post office. I can get lost on my way from point A to point B even if point B is visible from point A.

 

[Sockstickler]

Im going to add one...

8. I have NO sense of direction. None. Zero. I lived in a town in CA for two years before I could find the post office. I can get lost on my way from point A to point B even if point B is visible from point A.

Gee, that sounds just like me. I've been told I inherited my dad's memory and my mom's sense of direction, so I'm pretty much screwed all the way around 😛

 

[TheChameleon]

YOUR BROTHER IS STING?! (Sorry...)

1. I've been in many a fight in my life, but I've lost quite a few... (mostly before 9th grade... when I hit puberty (which was late, really really late) I became A tough lad.)
2. I love backyard boxing, with gloves, of course, I'm undefeated in the 'yard.
3. I NEVER EVER EVER stand by and watch somebody berate, harass, or attack a female... EVER. (this causes number 1.)
4. I haven't cried since... 7th grade.
5. I don't want to tell you number 5.

 

[Federkitzler]

Chameleon is my brother!!! Or he just masquerades as me ;D
1) I don't really like humans. Just a few.

 

[asutickler1]

1. Due to an unfortunate incident when I was a kid, grape flavored candy or Koolaid makes me want to puke. Oddly enough, I still like grapes.

2. On weeknights, I usually only sleep for 3-4 hours.

3. My college career makes the title character in the movie "Van Wilder" seem pretty normal by comparison.

4. I have an extremely hard head. I have never been knocked unconscious, even though I once took a line drive to the back of my (unprotected) skull from about 20 feet away.

5. I drink almost a gallon of diet soda (Diet Pepsi, mostly) on an average day.

 

[Currahee1974]

1. When I graduated HS, I was entering Bible college, to become a Pastor, but circumstanes changed that path of life.

2. When having sex, I cannot orgasm, unless my 'fetishes' are fulfilled, even though at times, I imagine they are, then I am able to sometimes.

3. Don't know where my fetish for tickling originated, I think I even as a child and young age, somewhat had one for that, would get butterflies in my stomach when tickling was even mentioned. The foot fetish cam also young from a cousin, who was 11 at the time, and I was 5..she used to stick her feet in my face all the time.

4. I still fantasise about my ex wife, even though she thought my tickling fetish was childish, and foot fetish revolting.

5. I went to HS with Hugo Selinski...he made nationanal news for bodies buried in his yard, and his jail break...the jury should decide today on his fate, though the prosecution is arguing with themselves, and messing up their who argument.

 

[Wade1]

1. The first concert I ever saw was the Violent Femmes.
2. And yet the first cassette I ever bought was Weird Al Yankovic.
3. I think the movies The Constant Gardener, A History of Violence, and Jarhead got screwed at this year's Oscars.
4. When I played Oedipus in the play in college I had to spend the whole last scene in a loincloth.
5. Women's arms and hands are the most mesmerizingly attractive things in the entire world.

 

[tickle_fan031]

My 5 things are....
1.I call my car gertie ribena berry.(my mate came up with gertie coz it's just so random and my other mate said my car looked like a ribena berry coz of its colour)
2.When I was 9 I broke my arm whilst I was playing football on rollerblades.
3.I recently got a parking fine coz I moved a traffic cone and parked in the space.
4.The last film I went to see was The Hills Have Eyes-which was very good.
5.I love horror films

 

[leenotler]

Besides the recurring theme of poor directional sense (I almost get lost in a large closet):

1. I never fought: A varsity HS wrestler headlocked me for no reason. I didn't move. He tightened. I couldn't breathe. When I didn't panic, he let me go. When you have a Gandhi physique, you tend to use his methods (In HS, 6 foot, 116 lb., 160 lb. now.).

2. I keep and review a mental list of the times I caused a lot of laughter.

3. I'm a little better now, but was so shy. I blushed so often that I thought if I ever stopped blushing, friends would ask, "You OK? You look a little pale."

4. I will forget your name right after you say it, but will remember your face and maybe snippets of our conversation forever.

5. I'm allergic to chocolate. This gets me so much sympathy.