Telling The WORST Joke You Ever Heard

[Illtcklu]

Here's mine :

Knock, knock?

Who's there?

George Washington!

George Washington, who?

You mean you don't know who George Washington is?!


Got another one:

Horse walks into a bar, sits down.

Bartender says, "Hey, why so sad?"

Horse says, "I'm not sad!"

Bartender says, "Then why the long face?!"

 

[amk714]

The WORST joke I've ever heard? This must be it:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

🙄

 

[Ignatz]

Why do Eskimo women wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

(That one works better when spoken aloud, but it's still the dumbest joke I've ever heard.)

 

[amk714]

Eat your salad before it gets cold. 😛

 

[milagros317]

The worst joke I ever heard, appropriate for today:

Why is a cat at the beach like Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.

 

[Illtcklu]

Got another one:

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Thomas Jefferson.

Thomas Jefferson who?

Was George Washington just here?!

Here's another:

What do you call a ship shaking at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck!
And another:

Why'd the elephant fall out of the tree?

He was dead!

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the elephant!

 

[milagros317]

May as well contribute another awful joke:

Why did the duck cross the road?
He always imitates the chicken.

 

[Illtcklu]

If anyone laughed at all these do you think they'd admit it?

 

[blondie46]

Those are about as funny as a f*rt in a diver's helmet.

 

[aryz75]

Here's the worst joke I know...

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland when they saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left"

So they went home

 

[Jason Reborn]

Knock Knock!

Who's There?

Freeze

Freeze Who?

For He's (Freeze) a Jolly Good Fellow....