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The ALPHABETICAL "I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER" thread

I couldn't possibly ever hurriedly happily harvest healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀
 
I couldn't possibly ever jack off in a church, though the idea is oddly intriguing. 😀
 
I couldn't possibly ever Lick a dozen lollipops at a time.
 
I couldn't possbily ever stay quiet during a boring school play
 
I couldn't possibly ever reach my ceiling without jumping or standing on something.
 
I couldn't possibly ever tickle ten ticklish turkish tourists touring the Renfaire in Italy 😀
 
I couldn't possibly ever unhook a woman's bra with a spatula. 😀
 
I couldn't possibly ever vent my true feelings of worthlessness to my family...just complete strangers on the TMF via the threads 😀
 
I couldn't possibly ever xerox any of my assets or anyone elses for that matter 😀
 
I couldn't possibly ever ejaculate in front of an audiance
 
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