The alphabetical i do not thread

[milagros317]

I do not lovingly lingeringly lick lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish that I did. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I do not make mud pies.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not nap at work.

 

[milagros317]

I do not obstinately openly oppose one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not punch random people on the street.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I do not question the motives behind Nemesis and other's refusal to accept my apologies from 2 weeks ago.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not rape zombies.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.....

strive to be famous.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not tell terribly tall tickling tales to ticklish Turkish twins.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not........

swim underwater in my underwear in Utah.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I do not vent my feelings as much or as well as I should

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not wallow in self pity.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I do not xerox other people's diaries/journals

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.............

yowl at the moon.

 

[milagros317]

I do not zestfully zoom, zigzagging through the air in a jet plane. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not antagonize apes.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I do not bother bumblebees by brushing butter boisterously and busily.

 

[Deleted member 66627]

I do not bother bumblebees by brushing butter boisterously and busily.

ALLLLEEEEXXXXX!!!!!

I do not cut cute cats carefully.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not dance naked.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not........

eat elephant ears.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not fantasize about raping zombies. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.........

grow giant green grapes in Georgia.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not hit random strangers on the street.

 

[Aimee]

I do not ignite fires randomly.

 

[drewskee]

I do not jump on jackals.