The alphabetical i do not thread

[drewskee]

I do not go to the beach very often at all.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not hit random people.

 

[drewskee]

I do not invite people I don't like to hang out.

 

[Angel77]

I do not jump on top of small creatures.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not kick random people on the street.

 

[Angel77]

I do not jump on those that don't want to be jumped on.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not......

lick metal poles when it is below freezing.

 

[Angel77]

I do not meet mean men at Mc Donald's.

 

[herts tickler]

i do not nap during the day

 

[paracarl44]

I do not......

open alcoholic beverages in my car.

 

[milagros317]

I do not purposely playfully poke poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.....

throw quoits or quarters into quicksand.

 

[milagros317]

I do not really royally ruthlessly ruin raunchy rotten reliable Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I do not snack on snails.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.....

tickle tigers.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not travel underground.

 

[Angel77]

I do not violate inanimate objects!

 

[leafstk]

I do not wish to take a snapshot, but I think I've covered the entire first page of the SSF! 😱 LOL

 

[paracarl44]

I do not......

repair Xerox machines.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not yell at strangers.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.....

like to get a zero on tests.

 

[Angel77]

I do not admire rude people.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not beat up strangers.

 

[Angel77]

I do not call ex bf's.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not dance naked. 😱