The alphabetical i do not thread

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not play the xylophone.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not......

paint yellow lines on highways.

 

[milagros317]

I do not zestfully zealously zoom, zigzagging through the air in a jet plane. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.......

often miss a chance to start an Alphabet Thread over again.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not bash vases over someone's head. 😛

 

[milagros317]

I do not cheerfully cautiously call cute curious chubby cuddly cherubic confused charitable contentious cantankerous Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not dance naked. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I do not....................

get up early on Easter.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not fondle strangers while they sleep.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.........

gargle Gatorade.

 

[milagros317]

I do not hurriedly happily harvest healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not insult strangers.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not......

drive a jalopy.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not kick babies. 😛

 

[milagros317]

I do not lovingly lingeringly lustfully lazily lick lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish that I did. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not molest people while they sleep. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I co not...............

wear a negligee.

 

[milagros317]

I do not obstinately openly oppose one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I do not...................

parachute, but I am known here as:




PARACARL44.

 

[milagros317]

I do not quickly quietly quote Quasimodo, Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I do not........

ride roaring rapids in a row boat.

 

[ticklishangel52]

I do not slide down steep slopes

 

[milagros317]

I do not timidly tentatively tell terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two titillating tall ticklish Turkish twin sisters. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.......................

swim underwater in my underwear in Utah.

 

[milagros317]

I do not vault various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀