The alphabetical i do not thread

[milagros317]

I do not obstinately openly oppose one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not push people off of bridges.

 

[milagros317]

I do not quickly quietly quote Quasimodo, quirky Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not rape rats. 😱

 

[milagros317]

I do not slowly solidly soundly spank seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms every day, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not tickle turtles.

 

[Smuggy Bear]

I do not understand using underwear under usual unceremonious unofficial circumstances.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not vandalize stores.

 

[Smuggy Bear]

I do not watch bad reality tv shows.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not xray broken bones.

 

[Smuggy Bear]

I do not yell when I'm angry.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not zap random strangers with a taser.

 

[Smuggy Bear]

I do not allow assholes and agitators an ability to affect my happiness 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not bully people.

 

[milagros317]

I do not cheerfully cautiously call cute curious chubby cuddly cherubic confused charitable contentious cantankerous Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not dance naked.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I do not empty a whole entire 3 liter bottle of Pepsi in One day....it takes 2 days to do that 😀

 

[drewskee]

I do not fuck Fiona Apple.

 

[milagros317]

I do not grow ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I do not hurl hammers.

 

[milagros317]

I do not intentionally ignore interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I do not jump on jaguars.

 

[Smuggy Bear]

I do not kick kangaroos.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not lazily lick lizards.

 

[Smuggy Bear]

I do not methodically mash mechanical mice 😛