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The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

I don't have any unsalted pretzels because I like the ordinary (salted) kind. 😀
 
I don't have any elephants in my apartment which is fortunate because even one full grown elephant would collapse the floor. 😱
 
I don't have any giraffes in my apartment which is fortunate because I don't have high ceilings. 😛
 
I don't have any iguanas in my apartment which is fortunate because it is too cold for an iguana here today. 😀
 
I Don't Have Any.......................

have any jackrabbits jumping around in my house.
 
I Don't Have Any.......................

lions chasing llamas in my neighborhood.
 
I don't have any mules here in my apartment being stubborn and refusing to leave. 😛
 
I Don't Have Any.......................

parachutes but I am known on this forum as:



PARACARL44.:bow:
 
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