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The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

I Don't Have Any.......................

submarine sandwiches in my refrigerator.
 
I Don't Have Any..............................

Bag Balm for the udders of my cow, because I don't own a cow.
 
I don't have any foxes that broke into my hen house. In fact, I don't have a hen house in the first place. 😛
 
I don't have any giraffes eating up my foliage in the backyard....I don't even have any foliage in my backyard, anyways 😀
 
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