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The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

I don't have any Colombian cocaine in my possession at the moment. 😀
 
I don't have any elephants stampeding through my bathroom. 😛
 
I don't have any Kenyan women in my bathroom at the moment. 😀
 
I don't have any Librarians telling me to "Shh!" when I talk too loud 😀
 
I don't have any....

nuts that need to be cracked by a nutcracker.
 
I don't have any ostriches overly suffering from osteoparosis
 
I don't have any rambunctious rampaging rhinos running around in my backyard 😀
 
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