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The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

I don't have any ice cream to eat for my dessert, but I do, however have a bag of gummy bears instead
 
I don't have any killer bees buzzing around in my backyard, nor do I want any in the first place 😀
 
I don't have any squirels scurryingly searching for acorns in my backyard
 
I don't have any xerox machines in my apartment but it would be nice to have one. 😀
 
I Don't Have Any.............................

alligators, but it is getting to be a swamp out there.
 
I Don't Have Any...........................

cats, as my last one died several years ago.
 
I don't have any damn clue as to what to do today besides watching Smackdown on SyFy
 
I don't have any elephants standing in my bathroom, in part because not even one full grown elephant would fit in there. 😛
 
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