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The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

I don't have any of my dogs barking at anything right now....oops, spoke too soon! 😀
 
I don't have any elephants in my bathroom which is a good thing since even one full grown elephant would likely break through the floor into the apartment below. 😱
 
I don't have any heads of hair to brush...may I brush yours....





































































Skipadeedoodah? 😀
 
I don't have any, nor have I ever seen, vultures circling around a carcus.
 
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