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The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

I don't have any yellow cake left, but I do have some devil's food 😀
 
I don't have any anteaters eating up any ants that may or may not try to sneak into the house during the winter months
 
I don't have any crafty cats licking or tickling my ticklish feet with their tails right now...
 
I don't have any elephants, eels, or electric fences protecting my property :jester:
 
I don't have any idea as to why my "I Don't Have Any" thread has become a variation of my alphabetical animal game 😀
 
I don't have any kinky secrets....I've revealed them all 😉 ...actually, that's not entirely true...I do have a kinky secret or two left...do you dare to want to know? 😀
 
I don't have any new news to tell you all. It's pretty much been a normal, boring day for me 😀
 
I don't have any real political views...and don't care to have any 😀
 
I don't have any real news save for the fact that I just posted "Day Two" of my "capture" by the lovely Ms. Andrea. 😀
 
I Don't Have Any...................................

sirloin steaks in my freezer.
 
I don't have any lers to tickle my ten ticklish toes or anywhere else on my ticklish body 🙁
 
I don't have any unsalted pretzels to eat right now, nor any salted ones either.
 
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