The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

[goddess_nemesis]

I don't have any vanity issues.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any walruses swimming in my bathtub. 😛

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any xerox machines to make a xerox copy of my ass or other naughty, x-rated body parts

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any yaks hiding in my closets. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any zippers on the pants that I'm wearing

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any......................

alligators in my attic.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any bats in my belfrey...at least, I don't think so

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any crocodiles swimming in my bathtub. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any neurological problems

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any..........................

I don't have any crocodiles swimming in my bathtub. 😀

^Last correct post.^



donkeys in my backyard.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any electric eels swimming in my next door neighbor's pool 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any......................

flowers blooming in my backyard.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any ghosts in my house giving me the willies...or the tickles, which would be better xD

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any.........................

horses grazing outside of my house.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any icicles dangling off the edge of my roof yet, but it will eventually happen.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any jackals sleeping under my bed. 😀

 

[Angel77]

I don't have any kites to fly at the moment.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any lions roaring at me right now.

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any..................

monkeys jumping on my mattress.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any monkeys engaged in a banana bath

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any newspapers in my home now. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any opinions on how best to celebrate Christmas this year. All I know right now is that I won't be able to afford gifts this year 🙁

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any...............

purple people eaters.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any quetzals flying over my head now. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any randy, raunchy radical Russian women to bow down to my every sexual desire....even though I do wish for such lol