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The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

I don't have any rabbits, nor do I have enough rabbits to open a petting zoo lol
 
I don't have any female ticklers tickling my toes with the ends of their long, beautiful hair
 
I don't have any yearnings or cravings for any food right now...I just ate 😀
 
I don't have any dogs that need to be walked right now because I don't have any dogs at all. 😛
 
I don't have any electric eels swimming around in my next door neighbor's pool :jester:
 
I don't have any goats aimed at my neighbor's tied feet with a pot of honey and a basting brush :jester:
 
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