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The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

I don't have any nightmares involving me being chased by an oversized carrot armed with a machette 😀
 
I don't have any onions growing in my backyard, perhaps because I don't have a backyard. 😛
 
I Don't Have Any..............

robins in my backyard because it is too damn cold.:shivering:
 
I don't have any xylophones here and I wouldn't know how to play one if I did have one. 😀
 
I don't have any elephants stampeding here in my apartment, which is a very good thing. 😀
 
I don't have any kangaroos hopping on my bed now, which is a good thing. 😀
 
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