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The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

I don't have any more llama badges to give out to people in DA...yeah right, you can never have enough of them 😀
 
I don't have any umbrellas to use if it decides to storm again the next time I go out
 
I don't have any xylophones nor do I have any x-ray or xerox machines 😀
 
I don't have any bananas, nor nearly enough bananas to make a banana split or a banana pie 😀
 
I don't have any gorillas here and I don't want any gorillas here. 😛
 
I don't have any iguanas which is fortunate since it's not warm enough for them here. 😀
 
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