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The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

I don't have any kangaroos jumping on my bed, which is fortunate, because I don't want it to get broken. 😀
 
I don't have any yachts and I don't want any, but I would like to have the money to buy one for other uses. 😀
 
I Don't Have Any..............................

bakers baking bread in my basement.
 
I don't have any cougars who look like Courtney Cox lusting after me. 🙁
 
I Don't Have Any.................................

demented dogs drooling for their dinner.
 
I don't have any elephants in my apartment, which is a good thing because the floor is not strong enough to support even one adult elephant. 😛
 
I don't have any giraffes in my apartment which is a good thing since their heads would be banging against the ceiling. 😛
 
I don't have any iguanas in my apartment which is a good thing since it is not warm enough for them here. 😀
 
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